we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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