The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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