first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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