Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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