No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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