Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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