He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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