is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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