Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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