he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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