im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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