You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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