sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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