So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
