About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
