If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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