So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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