What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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