I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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