I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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