Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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