i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
bring money and cleavage
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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