Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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