when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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