I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
