that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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