I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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