I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i've created a new STD.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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