Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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