question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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