Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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