i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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