Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
