Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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