Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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