i just google imaged poop.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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