where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he was CRYING into my vagina
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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