just tell him i said nine months
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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