Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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