never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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