I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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