The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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