I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
as a side note pls kill me
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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