I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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