what day is it and did you see me today?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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