I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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