hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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