carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My brain says no but my pants say off.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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