I just gift wrapped bread.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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