This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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