In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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