like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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