That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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