Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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